Doplin. He plays using a RS-232 mouse. We think he might be a demigod. So you best straighten up and fly right, Jack.
Balen Sarano. He has resting derp-face. He is now a full-time slacker and moonlights as a hacker. Hide your mozzarella sticks because he will be up in your apps.
Seroquel. He was kind of a big deal on LiveJournal. Now he’s a middle-age man that lives with his mom. Make him mad and he’ll put you on blast on his XLNX.org blog!
Your Face. You’re tired of EVE and are probably going to quit. Why not give XLNX a go? Park your alt, or whatever, here before you quit! (Add sweet glowing halo effect and link to membership page or something)