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I was surfing the instaweb. I saw The Offical Ninja Website and realized my dad was a ninja. My dad is Sam Fisher, Sr. I was named after my dad because he is awesome. My dad works as a ninja for Third Echelon at the NSA. He is sort of old but that doesn't stop him from beating up bad guys.

This is a picture of my dad. He can see in the dark. People ask me what kind of music my dad listens to. I don't know what kind of music he likes. I know what music he DOESN'T like. If you play the Stones or Hendrix he flips out and totally kills the radio. I asked him once why he did that. He said that the Hueys liked Hendrix and the Stones reminded him of Paddies. I'm not sure who Huey and Paddy are but it has something to do with King Kong.

My dad knows a lot of ninja moves. He can walk up walls too. Sometimes he likes to sneak up behind a person and ask them questions. He once told a guy he was an angry heating vent repairman. He said he was going to kill him for that. He didn't really. He is a good ninja.

Fisher: Do you want to meet Mr. Foot? Then tell me something useful.
Stavi: No! Stavi doesn't like Mr. Foot.

My dad sometimes goes on secret missions. He gets to meet interesting people on the job too. People ask me why he talks to himself. I tell them it is because he thrives on intelligent conversation. He can't find any because they are a dumbo. The real reason is he is talking on his radio. He has a special ear piece like a real ninja so only he can listen to it.
Lambert: Fisher, Zherkehzi is parking illegally in a disabled parking spot. He doesn't have a blue parking plaquered or disabled plates. He is stark raving mad. You are authorized to eliminate him.

Once my dad came to school. He talked about being an operative for the Third Echelon. Hardly anyone knows it exists! Except, of course, for the class and me. He showed us ninja moves.
Coach: Today Sam's dad, Mr. Fisher, is going to show us how a ninja can climb a rope.
Redding: Fisher, I've just finished going over the gymnasium seating chart... there appears to be a rope hanging from a beam. There is a bell attached near it at the top. My recommendation is to use your SC-20K chambered to take a 20mm APDS round.

I'm going to be a ninja when I grow up. Just like my dad. I'm going to school so I can be a smart ninja. My dad is smart. He knows how to hack into computers. He says you have to Free Your Mind.

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This is a picture of my dad. He can see in the dark. People ask me what kind of music my dad listens to. I don't know what kind of music he likes. I know what music he DOESN'T like. If you play the Stones or Hendrix he flips out and totally kills the radio. I asked him once why he did that. He said that the Hueys liked Hendrix and the Stones reminded him of Paddies. I'm not sure who Huey and Paddy are but it has something to do with King Kong.
My dad knows a lot of ninja moves. He can walk up walls too. Sometimes he likes to sneak up behind a person and ask them questions. He once told a guy he was an angry heating vent repairman. He said he was going to kill him for that. He didn't really. He is a good ninja. Fisher: Do you want to meet Mr. Foot? Then tell me something useful. Stavi: No! Stavi doesn't like Mr. Foot.
My dad sometimes goes on secret missions. He gets to meet interesting people on the job too. People ask me why he talks to himself. I tell them it is because he thrives on intelligent conversation. He can't find any because they are a dumbo. The real reason is he is talking on his radio. He has a special ear piece like a real ninja so only he can listen to it. Lambert: Fisher, Zherkehzi is parking illegally in a disabled parking spot. He doesn't have a blue parking plaquered or disabled plates. He is stark raving mad. You are authorized to eliminate him.
Once my dad came to school. He talked about being an operative for the Third Echelon. Hardly anyone knows it exists! Except, of course, for the class and me. He showed us ninja moves. Coach: Today Sam's dad, Mr. Fisher, is going to show us how a ninja can climb a rope. Redding: Fisher, I've just finished going over the gymnasium seating chart... there appears to be a rope hanging from a beam. There is a bell attached near it at the top. My recommendation is to use your SC-20K chambered to take a 20mm APDS round.