I went with my dad to pick up mom from the airport. My dad told me not to go anywhere. He had to leave to go yell at Barney the security guard. I think our airport is really Black Mesa. It has all these weird hallways that are dark. They have air vents. I went to see if there were any snarks hanging out (they are cool). These I.H.O.P. table waiters asked me to take a seat in an airplane. I told them OK. I asked them when I could get up. They said it would take a long time. When everyone got up and left I wasn't in Amerika anymore.
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Hi! My name is Sam. |
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Howdy! Look out, Martha. It is one of those yankee simpletons. For God's sake, don't feed it. |
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The police found me and got me an airplane headed for home. They wear Eagle scouts uniforms and are all called Bobby. That is sort of like Half Life. All the security guards are named Barney! What is really weird is they name their sticks Billy. See you later, Bobbies and Billies!