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My neighbor has a dog. His name is Sam too! He's really smart for a dog. My mom says I'm smart too (for a kid anyway). My neighbor is Susie. She owns Sam (the dog, not me). Susie says Sam's most attractive feature is his hernia which is under his tail. Sometimes Sam comes and visits me. We like to hang out on my bed and read. I like Stephen King but Sam is more of a H.P. Lovecraft kind of dog. Sam is blind so he can't read by himself but he likes me to read to him. Sam is a celebrity dog. He wins a lot of contests because he is a purebred Chinese Crested. He has his own calendar. It has twelve pictures because there are twelve months in a year and there is a picture for each month. I have a Sam calendar but I never write on it because I like to look at the pictures. We are almost the same age too! He's fourteen years old. IMPORTANT NEWS!!!:Sam passed away on November 18, 2005 (Sam the amazing dog, not me. I felt like I had died though.). My former friend, Beth, told me that animals don't have souls and can't go to Heaven. I told her that I didn't share her sentiments and that we were no longer friends. She should respect my friends (dead or alive). 
 I love you Sam! We can hang out again once I die. We will meet up in Heaven and read King and Lovecraft books. |
 This is Sam chilling on my bed. Sometimes he sleeps over and we have dog chow for breakfast. |